This past week Santa delivered something on my doorstep.  So i picked up the box and checked out where it came from and it came from.............................................(drum roll)

Visual Concepts!

This image is a partial dramatization of my reaction.

Yes all my body hairs stood up upon finding out that the box was from VC and then i accidentally peed my pants as well after the initial reaction.

I was kinda like those dogs who are over excited when they see someone new and when you touch them they pee all over.

"OMy GAAAAAAHA!! squirt squirt ..AHHHHHHH squirt squirt squirt AHHHHD".

My dogs were actually looking at me like..."WTF is wrong with that guy? Oh My God Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" 

So then i open the box ripping at it like a chipmunk on a walnut, yes when you are so excited you sometimes start using your mouth to open things.

Two hands is just not enough, its too slow. You have to grab on to the box then dig in with your extra mandibles. For older folks this won't work, cause your dentures would be flying everywhere. 

So finally i got the the box opened, then i looked deep in the dark crevice wondering what is in there! I stick my hand in and....(drum roll)

on to next page to see what it is...